Magdeburger Chossid Exclusive!!! Followup Announcement to Castro Resignation

Fidel Castro, who has ruled Cuba for 49 years with an iron hand, is now doing product endorsements for American companies, in an effort to pump badly needed foreign currency into Cuba's battered economy. He will donate 10% of his profits to the National Bank of Cuba. The depleted value of his severance package after leaving the government will be well supplemented by his portion of the royalty checks.
Here, in the interest of public education, we are presenting such a commercial for your viewing pleasure. So remember, when Fidel assumes room temperature and you need an ice cold beer, try this brand, endorsed by "el Commandante " himself.
Please click on the title of this blog entry to view Fidel's first commercial.