Monday, August 3, 2009

Water Soluble Bikini Outrages German Feminists

It's a slow day news day for German feminists, who are outraged by a novelty item that is very popular with boyfriends that have been dumped. WCPO reports as follows about the odd novelty item as follows.

"PHOENIX - A German company has invented a new bikini that disappears when the person who puts it on takes a swim.
Yes, you heard right. The swimsuit actually disappears by dissolving in water. The company claims the black swimsuit looks like a real bikini, feels like a real bikini and fits like a real bikini. The only difference is it’s made from a material that completely melts away in water. Called the "Get Naked Bikini," it's being marketed as the ultimate form of revenge for dumped boyfriends."

There are questions that beg to be asked about this strange novelty item. What girlfriend in her right mind would accept a gift from an ex boyfriend? Isn't there some kind of law against gifts like that?

I lead a pretty tame life. I believe that revenge is wrong. The only exceptions should be channelled through the criminal justice system. I take a very rational view of people who do wrong. The same nasty qualities that earned my disfavour will do them in with someone who can fight back. I have seen it time and time again, where a person paints himself into a corner with the same personal qualities they used to drive me nuts.

Having said all this, I love revenge stories. There are a few sites on the internet where people send in stories of evening the score with adversaries. The stories that are posted are very satisfying to read. In doing a story on revenge stories, I like the playing field to be level for men and women. It is for this reason that I include the following sites that have a lot of entertainment value. One is Another good site is I found one story that was a gold medal winner. It reads as follows.

"My wife was cheating on me with this so called animal lover (now my ex wife by the way). They were content with making my life miserable. So one night I went out and found a dead dog in the road. I put a nice collar and leash on it complete with dog tags. I named the dog Yeller and included his address and phone number. Then I went to the animal lover’s house, hooked the leash to the back of his car, and placed the recently deceased dog under his car. He and my Ex were pulled over the next day by the police (who happened to be a K9 officer) who had seen them dragging the dog’s carcass behind their car. He was arrested immediately for animal cruelty. On top of that the officer was so pissed he found three other reasons to ticket him. He proceeded to do a complete search of the car (pulling out every thing checking for drugs, weapons, etc.) They both spent the night in jail and were sentenced to 30 days (which was later suspended), 100 hours community service and both got a $1500 fine. After every thing they had put me through it was great to finally get some revenge. "

In general, I do not endorse a life that revolves around revenge. I prefer the old saying, "Time wounds all heels.

1 comment:

Water Soluble Bikini said...

hahaha yeah this thing rocks. I just been at the site its all about that bikini lol.

Its kinda funny, I hope people will leave their experiences there so everyone can laugh! lol